sytelus's definitions

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

by sytelus July 30, 2010

negaversary

A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan).

I'm going to get married after a year on this day with Mona. Today is my negaversary and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take her out.

by sytelus May 5, 2009

twofer

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".

Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.

by sytelus May 5, 2009

masc

masculine. Often used while exchanging ones physical statistics in online chats and personal ads.

5'10" SWM masc PnP

by sytelus July 19, 2005

UC

Uncircumcised. Often used while exchanging ones physical statistics in online chats and personal ads.

CuDog: States?
MiCat: 5"10' swm 6uc

(meaning 5'10" hight white male with 6" uncircumcised penis)

by sytelus July 19, 2005