Definitions by swissmocha

smarttard 

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

smarttard by swissmocha April 1, 2005

smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.

Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.

smart one by swissmocha April 1, 2005