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Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!
My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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Get the Chocolateer mug.A truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a shite paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale shit, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse knobs. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Steve :- Ay-up boys, old Jamie's really excited about getting his chavrolet back from the repair shop. 's gorra nuther sticker on it.
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Get the Chavrolet mug.A northern England term used to describe rubbish or general crap. Can also be used to describe a bad smell etc. It is unclear as to the spelling of this word - it could be rangam, wrangum or wrangam.
1 - Towbar Tom told me to lob all that pile of old rangum in the skip.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Get the Rangum mug.In British rail enthusiasts terms to bail out is a short term planning route alteration or a move enforced upon the individual due to unforseen circumstances.
1 - There was a chance to ride behind Deltic 55009 so we bailed out at Doncaster.
2 - The line was blocked between St Germans and Menheniot so we had to bail out at Plymouth.
2 - The line was blocked between St Germans and Menheniot so we had to bail out at Plymouth.
by swineyvee October 11, 2006
Get the bail out mug.Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.
1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Get the matey mug.Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
by swineyvee October 11, 2006
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