swineyvee's definitions

C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand New Technology

Sarah :- Hey Andy, you can't understand new technology
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.

by swineyvee October 8, 2006

Deltic

(n) A diesel engine where the cylinder arrangement is in the form of an equilateral triangle operating from three crankshafts (one at each apex) geared together to form one output shaft. As the pistons are opposed the engine is a 2 stroke type. The 9 cyl and 18 cyl types were used in high powered military vehicles, high powered marine MTB's and high powered high speed British locomotives. The Deltics ran from London to Scotland on the east coast mainline from 1960 to 1981. Six Deltic locos are preserved.

The 10 o' clock from Kings Cross to Edinburgh was hauled by class 55 Deltic D9009 Alycidon.

by swineyvee October 8, 2006

Chocolateer

(n) A homosexual. A man who engages in sexual gratification with the rear end of another man.

Oy mate, I wouldn't go in there if you value your ass, it's full of Chocolateers!

by swineyvee October 8, 2006

Muckdonalds

Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!

My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.

Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

matey

Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.

1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?

2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!

by swineyvee October 9, 2006