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Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.
Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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Get the Chocolateer mug.Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!
My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Get the Muckdonalds mug.The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.
Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Get the horse knob mug.A truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a shite paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale shit, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse knobs. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Steve :- Ay-up boys, old Jamie's really excited about getting his chavrolet back from the repair shop. 's gorra nuther sticker on it.
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Get the Chavrolet mug.A northern England term used to describe rubbish or general crap. Can also be used to describe a bad smell etc. It is unclear as to the spelling of this word - it could be rangam, wrangum or wrangam.
1 - Towbar Tom told me to lob all that pile of old rangum in the skip.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Get the Rangum mug.Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.
1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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