swineyvee's definitions

bail out

In British rail enthusiasts terms to bail out is a short term planning route alteration or a move enforced upon the individual due to unforseen circumstances.

1 - There was a chance to ride behind Deltic 55009 so we bailed out at Doncaster.

2 - The line was blocked between St Germans and Menheniot so we had to bail out at Plymouth.

by swineyvee October 11, 2006

horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

by swineyvee October 10, 2006

skinternet

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

by swineyvee October 19, 2006

cuntfull

A small amount. Not much. Very little.

Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)

by swineyvee October 11, 2006

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Rangum

A northern England term used to describe rubbish or general crap. Can also be used to describe a bad smell etc. It is unclear as to the spelling of this word - it could be rangam, wrangum or wrangam.

1 - Towbar Tom told me to lob all that pile of old rangum in the skip.

2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

matey

Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.

1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?

2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!

by swineyvee October 9, 2006