sux0r's definitions

Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

Patriots

Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.

True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.

The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.

by sux0r February 4, 2008

George Lucasian

(adj.) See Lucasian.

Having to deal with anything and everything regarding director George Lucas.

R2D2 humped C3P0 in a manner best described as being George Lucasian due to its inherent values shared by being associated with none other than the aforementioned person.

Wasting my time creating an urbandictionary.com definition of George Lucasian transcends asshattery.

by sux0r December 30, 2006

LORD ELSINGTON HALLSTINGDINGDINGWORTH

The popular arch nemesis from a 1930s cartoon starring Sir Strong Bad.

You Buffoon! Stop.

by sux0r October 12, 2003

ignore button

A difficult procedure that involves right clicking someone's screenname, proceeded by selecting the IGNORE option.

The only true feature that AOL can boast about is its ignore button.

by sux0r October 9, 2003

navy

An article of clothing and/or attire belonging to Old Navy.

1) I'm rocking a puce Navy hoody I spent a couple of ducats on. These threads is mad white.

2) If you have to take the time to point out the word "Navy" being used in a seaworthy fashion, you should be capped.

by sux0r April 22, 2007

Jiggaman

An alias of hip-hop celebrity and Def Jam chief executive Jay-Z.

1) "Yes, y'allin, Jiggaman be ballin'" - Jay-Z

2) The Jiggaman came out of retirement.

3) The Jiggaman executed a masterful wangslap upon Beyonce.

by sux0r December 4, 2006