sux0r's definitions

navy

An article of clothing and/or attire belonging to Old Navy.

1) I'm rocking a puce Navy hoody I spent a couple of ducats on. These threads is mad white.

2) If you have to take the time to point out the word "Navy" being used in a seaworthy fashion, you should be capped.

by sux0r April 22, 2007

Jiggaman

An alias of hip-hop celebrity and Def Jam chief executive Jay-Z.

1) "Yes, y'allin, Jiggaman be ballin'" - Jay-Z

2) The Jiggaman came out of retirement.

3) The Jiggaman executed a masterful wangslap upon Beyonce.

by sux0r December 4, 2006

rockslinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in today's hip-hop lyrics, underdeveloped urban populous, etc.

"I sling da' rocks. Den' da' bitches be on my cock(s)."

by sux0r August 12, 2003

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.

"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."

by sux0r August 12, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

by sux0r September 6, 2003

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006