superslacker87's definitions

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

by superslacker87 July 13, 2009

Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.

January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!

by superslacker87 May 29, 2009

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

by superslacker87 September 29, 2008

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

by superslacker87 April 9, 2006

Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.

by superslacker87 January 8, 2010

On Digits

Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.

Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.

by superslacker87 July 16, 2008