12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."
"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"
by superslacker87 August 29, 2005
mugGet the 12:00 Flashermug.

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing
Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?
by superslacker87 April 09, 2006
mugGet the NASCARmug.

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
by superslacker87 March 27, 2010
mugGet the Pulp Fiction Vegetarianmug.

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.
That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?
by superslacker87 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Caps Lockmug.

87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.
You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!
by superslacker87 April 24, 2005
mugGet the 87mug.

BK Bonus

When you order fries at Burger King and you get an onion ring in with your order. Also works in reverse.

They are easiest to get when they are busy.
Dude! I got a double BK Bonus in my small fries today! That King is one creepy dude, but I love when that happens! BK Bonus FTW!
by superslacker87 May 18, 2009
mugGet the BK Bonusmug.

assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.
The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
by superslacker87 August 03, 2006
mugGet the assiconmug.