superslacker87's definitions

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

by superslacker87 April 9, 2006

Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.

January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!

by superslacker87 May 29, 2009

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.

You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!

by superslacker87 April 24, 2005

BK Bonus

When you order fries at Burger King and you get an onion ring in with your order. Also works in reverse.

They are easiest to get when they are busy.

Dude! I got a double BK Bonus in my small fries today! That King is one creepy dude, but I love when that happens! BK Bonus FTW!

by superslacker87 May 18, 2009

creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

by superslacker87 September 29, 2008

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

by superslacker87 July 13, 2009