superslacker87's definitions

assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.

by superslacker87 January 8, 2010

On Digits

Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.

Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.

by superslacker87 July 16, 2008

compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher

Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.

January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!

by superslacker87 May 29, 2009

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.

You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!

by superslacker87 April 24, 2005