creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.
My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!
by superslacker87 August 04, 2008
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compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher
Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!
by superslacker87 August 04, 2005
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Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.
January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!
by superslacker87 May 29, 2009
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assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.
The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
by superslacker87 August 04, 2006
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BK Bonus

When you order fries at Burger King and you get an onion ring in with your order. Also works in reverse.

They are easiest to get when they are busy.
Dude! I got a double BK Bonus in my small fries today! That King is one creepy dude, but I love when that happens! BK Bonus FTW!
by superslacker87 May 18, 2009
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On Digits

Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.
Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.
by superslacker87 February 01, 2006
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Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.
That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?
by superslacker87 July 13, 2009
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