superslacker87's definitions
A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.
by superslacker87 April 24, 2005
Get the 87mug. Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.
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by superslacker87 April 9, 2006
Get the NASCARmug. The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.
by superslacker87 September 29, 2008
Get the creamsiclemug. The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.
That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?
by superslacker87 July 13, 2009
Get the Caps Lockmug. Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.
Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
by superslacker87 March 27, 2010
Get the Pulp Fiction Vegetarianmug. When you order fries at Burger King and you get an onion ring in with your order. Also works in reverse.
They are easiest to get when they are busy.
They are easiest to get when they are busy.
Dude! I got a double BK Bonus in my small fries today! That King is one creepy dude, but I love when that happens! BK Bonus FTW!
by superslacker87 May 18, 2009
Get the BK Bonusmug. One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher
by superslacker87 August 29, 2005
Get the compfusedmug.