61 definitions by sukebe

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 19, 2006

I didn't vote for Bush

A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.

(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)

Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

iphone

fucking piece of shit

1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit

by sukebe October 6, 2007

urban dictionary

a vault of knowledge that embodies the wisdom of crowds

don't be so sure what "booty" is until you check out urban dictionary

by sukebe June 29, 2007

american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

love

"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)

Love,
I'm barfing.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.

Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.

by sukebe November 19, 2006