sukebe's definitions

holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

intern

Free slaves in the workplace.

Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

get a room

What someone would say in reference to some intimate act that is entirely inappropriate in public.

Me (seeing a dog lick a man's bare bottom on the street): Get a room.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

by sukebe September 19, 2004