sukebe's definitions

izzle

A funny suffix. Used to induce laughter.

Me: Hizzle. Myzzle namezzle izzle Davidizzle Blainzzle. (People laugh.)

by sukebe December 3, 2006

subway

A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.

The handlebars on subways are sticky.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

old head

Reference to an older person's penis.

Old people have wrinkly dicks.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

pape

French word for Pope.

Thumbs up to le Pape au Vatican.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.

Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

madonna-whore complex

The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 17, 2006