sukebe's definitions
"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."
John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
by sukebe November 18, 2006
Get the windfuckermug. by sukebe December 1, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
Get the dildomug. By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.
Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.
Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.
Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
Get the foot in the doormug. by sukebe September 19, 2004
Get the applemug. by sukebe September 19, 2004
Get the cousinmug. 