sukebe's definitions

rocket

my cock; a space vehicle

My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...

by sukebe December 16, 2006

dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.

Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

get a room

What someone would say in reference to some intimate act that is entirely inappropriate in public.

Me (seeing a dog lick a man's bare bottom on the street): Get a room.

by sukebe September 19, 2004