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foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.
Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
mugGet the foot in the doormug.

dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
mugGet the dildomug.

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.
Tom Cruise has a happy smile.
by sukebe December 1, 2006
mugGet the tom cruisemug.

rocket

My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...
by sukebe December 16, 2006
mugGet the rocketmug.

gateway asian

in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.
1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.

2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.
by sukebe July 15, 2007
mugGet the gateway asianmug.

hot as hell

1. Reference to something that has a high temperature.

2. Reference to a sexual object of desire.
Me: That barbecue stove is hot as hell.
Someone Else: ...
by sukebe September 19, 2004
mugGet the hot as hellmug.

blizzard'd

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.
A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?
by sukebe November 17, 2006
mugGet the blizzard'dmug.

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