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american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.
by sukebe September 19, 2004
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fire in the hole

A unique trick in which alcohol is poured into an asshole. When a fart is imminent, a lighter or lit match is held near the anus. Everyone shouts "fire in the hole" as the expelled alcohol vapor briefly creates a ball of fire.
Man sticks his shaved ass in the air. Farts loudly. Puff of fire appears.

Everyone shouts, "Fire in the hole."
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.
Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.
Tom Cruise has a happy smile.
by sukebe December 1, 2006
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ball buster

A nutcracker, when used on a penis.
For the love of God, Naked Men, do not go near a nutcracker.
by sukebe September 19, 2004
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popping pills

How a druggie spends his day.
By popping pills (aspirin, sleeping pills, amphetamine) , he was able to take his pain away.
by sukebe November 21, 2006
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