sukebe's definitions

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

Ajax

An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.

The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

rocket

my cock; a space vehicle

My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...

by sukebe December 16, 2006

gateway asian

in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.

1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.

2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.

by sukebe July 15, 2007

urban dictionary

a vault of knowledge that embodies the wisdom of crowds

don't be so sure what "booty" is until you check out urban dictionary

by sukebe July 31, 2007

semen

People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.

Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?

by sukebe November 10, 2008

blizzard'd

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.

A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?

by sukebe November 17, 2006