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Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011
Get the Beardomug. Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
Get the Rod-Lovemug. An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
Get the sexpension of disbeliefmug. Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.
-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.
-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.
-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
Get the miserly-angelmug. Commonly mistaken for the cultural-unity people feel in-griping about tax-woes (like surviving tornadoes) it refers to where taxidermists see it not as that the only things certain in-life are death and taxes, as death and taxidermy (as some are wild mountain-folk who avoid taxes) and so every new roadkill is a new opportunity.
-- Say, lookey here, we don't pay taxes, and I'm about all talked-out cussin' the government and the weather, what to chew the fat over?
-- You read my mind. Look, some roadkill, an opportunity to do some taxidermy.
-- Yeah, it's a real taxitunity.
-- You read my mind. Look, some roadkill, an opportunity to do some taxidermy.
-- Yeah, it's a real taxitunity.
by sukadog May 8, 2011
Get the taxitunitymug. by sukadog January 16, 2025
Get the Sir-Charlesmug. Like a hot-knife (through butter)
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
by sukadog May 30, 2019
Get the Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....mug.