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Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
Get the The Behind the Music Presidency mug.Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.
-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.
-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.
-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
Get the miserly-angel mug.Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
Get the Rod-Love mug.An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
Get the sexpension of disbelief mug.Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011
Get the Beardo mug.When people assume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that Christmas is necessarily in December (or in January) or that everyone celebrates Christmas, and which assumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.
-- So glad you could finally come to our party this year.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
by sukadog April 9, 2011
Get the Cultural disconnection mug.Immobility induced by fear of some trick based on false or inconsistent representations in an offer.
-- So John didn't go; I thought he had more fomo?!
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
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