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Serfers

Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.
-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.
by sukadog May 29, 2011
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Lewd-Slutwalk-callers

Those who evidence the phenomenon (paralleling cat-callers) of recognition of the acknowledged claim of the SLUTWALK (that attire-alone may signify sexual-intent, but is not an invitation to sexual-touching without linguistic-communication) through a direct-appeal in such a fashion by interested males who desire sexual-touching.
Lewd-Slutwalk-callers: Hey slutwalkers, what will it take to get you to slutf@.....?
by sukadog May 7, 2011
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Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.
-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
by sukadog June 9, 2011
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happy prince song

To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.

-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.

-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
by sukadog April 12, 2011
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Cone-Love

A love of like-to-like, where cone-cells are habitually drawn to colorful cones -- all quite cone-ventional.
-- Yeah, he not only couldn't take his eyes off her, but reportedly insisted on leaving the lights on.

-- That's cone-love for you.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
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Estevluenza

Where the presumed cause, as substance-abuse, is non-existent, and where the real reason for unusual behaviour is a man's love for his Muse.
-- I heard he hasn't had a drink in over two years?

-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.

-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?

-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
by sukadog May 7, 2011
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pubic-comb-over

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.
-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!

-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
by sukadog May 15, 2011
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