sue's definitions

eduardo

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

by sue August 31, 2008

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

The Mono

The Mono is the dance the girls do in the Right Thurr video not mortuary.

by sue October 18, 2003

Fallatio

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...

I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.

by Sue August 11, 2004

Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

by sue October 19, 2003

Breeder

slang word for a straight person

You're A Breeder, Damn Breeders

by Sue March 31, 2005

chill-laxin

When you're chillin and relaxing, you're "chill-laxin".

Ashley was chill-laxin by the pool.

by Sue January 8, 2004