sue's definitions

schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

Fallatio

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...

I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.

by Sue August 11, 2004

ball breaker

a girl who is well known for hit guys in the testicles when she gets mad than do anything else like slap the face.

watch out Juile is a ball breaker

by sue October 19, 2003

Breeder

slang word for a straight person

You're A Breeder, Damn Breeders

by Sue March 31, 2005

climax

a discharge of neuromuscular tension at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of senem in the male and by vaginal contractions in the femal ,usually knonw as an orgasm

uhh baby yes harder . give it to be baby nice and slow

by sue May 13, 2005

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

teabag

Ok, so teabagging is an activity
carried out by two consenting adults... one of which needs to be a man.
The other... nyah,,, could be a man or a woman. So, one persons mouth is
the cup and the man's ...er ... 'bits'...(i.e. nuts) are the teabag. Then
you dunk the teabag into the cup to brew it. Nice.

Mike: So Jon, how do you like your cuppa, teabag in or out?
Jon: Leave it in, Mike, there's a good sailor.

by sue February 15, 2005