subway572572's definitions

409

Thing that goes in your coffeemaker

409 in your coffeemaker

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

April 20

Craziest fucking day ever
Hitler was born
Columbine
Avicii died
Benny Hill died
420 day
Radium discovered

Man 1: I truly love the day April 20
April 20 man:
Man: He's right behind me, isn't he..

by subway572572 October 5, 2023

homework

What you should be doing right now

Do your homework boy before I hit you

by subway572572 October 5, 2023

a man of culture

A porn addict.

Weeb 1: That loli is so hot i clummed
Weeb 2: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by subway572572 October 6, 2023

Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023

christopher miko

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

by subway572572 February 13, 2023

ayo

A strange word that Gen Z white boys who blast rap music say.

Hey bro, I just went to Sussex.
Whiteboy: AYO bro that's mega sus. for real, no cap.

by subway572572 February 14, 2023