Definitions by subway572572

April 20 

Craziest fucking day ever
Hitler was born
Columbine
Avicii died
Benny Hill died
420 day
Radium discovered

Man 1: I truly love the day April 20
April 20 man:
Man: He's right behind me, isn't he..

April 20 by subway572572 October 5, 2023

409

Thing that goes in your coffeemaker

409 in your coffeemaker

409 by subway572572 September 28, 2023

no one thinks you're funny 

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

no one thinks you're funny by subway572572 September 28, 2023

Warrant Walk-In douchebag 

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

Warrant Walk-In douchebag by subway572572 June 12, 2023

qaswfdertghykjuilopzcxbvmn 

You switched from qasw to saqw on the top two rows and then went to the bottom row and switched between 1321321

Girl: I love your body
Man: qaswfdertghykjuilopzcxbvmn
Girl: I'm in love with your personality

qaswfdertghykjuilopzcxbvmn by subway572572 April 20, 2023

ayo 

A strange word that Gen Z white boys who blast rap music say.

Hey bro, I just went to Sussex.
Whiteboy: AYO bro that's mega sus. for real, no cap.

ayo by subway572572 February 14, 2023

christopher miko 

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

christopher miko by subway572572 February 13, 2023