stuartc1's definitions

trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality

Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes

by stuartc1 February 8, 2017

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

Get The Shot

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.

You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!

by stuartc1 January 13, 2022

overpointer

Someone who is showing you something using their index finger and keeps at it way too long.

Stuart: (Pointing out the window) Oh my GOSH! Look at that cow! It's lying down, must be gonna rain!
Tracy: I see it, stop being an overpointer.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2017

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

morontration

A congregation of morons

Him: Who are all those people protesting the state lockdown?
Her: That’s a morontration

by stuartc1 April 18, 2020

jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

by stuartc1 February 8, 2018