stuartc1's definitions

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

morontration

A congregation of morons

Him: Who are all those people protesting the state lockdown?
Her: That’s a morontration

by stuartc1 April 18, 2020

serandipians

When serendipity meets pretentious travelers

I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.

by stuartc1 October 6, 2021

Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook

Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB

by stuartc1 April 20, 2020

Trovid

A Trump supporter who gets Covid at a campaign rally.

Him: What’s wrong with Jim?
Her: Went to the Trump a rally in Wisconsin, he’s a Trovid now.

by stuartc1 October 31, 2020

Dunning-Krovid Effect

A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.

Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.

by stuartc1 May 23, 2020

Trumpwork

When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be

DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated

America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit

by stuartc1 April 28, 2017