Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 05, 2021

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 01, 2020

trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality

Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes

by stuartc1 February 08, 2017

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

Tulsaturnout

When you plan a big party but no ones comes.

Him: How was the Trump Rally in Jokelahoma?
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.

by stuartc1 June 20, 2020

Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook

Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB

by stuartc1 April 20, 2020