stuartc1's definitions

pretrumpian

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press

Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet

by stuartc1 February 17, 2017

Guanacoed

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.

Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.

by stuartc1 February 13, 2020

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

by stuartc1 October 6, 2019

trumpskies

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

by stuartc1 January 10, 2017

Twimper

One of two types of people who have Twitter accounts to follow Trump either because they love him or hate him.

What will all the Twimpers do now that Twitter killed Trump’s account?

by stuartc1 January 11, 2021

Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp

Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp

by stuartc1 July 26, 2017