stuartc1's definitions

Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp

Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp

by stuartc1 July 26, 2017

Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Tikpoprolled

When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.

Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.

by stuartc1 June 21, 2020

trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality

Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes

by stuartc1 February 8, 2017

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

Guanacoed

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.

Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.

by stuartc1 February 13, 2020