stuartc1's definitions

Guanacoed

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.

Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.

by stuartc1 February 13, 2020

Tequarantine

When you go on a self imposed quarantine with several bottles of tequila

Me: Where’s Jane? She hasn’t been at work all week.
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine

by stuartc1 March 12, 2020

Dunning-Krovid Effect

A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.

Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.

by stuartc1 May 23, 2020

Blackdicapped

When society at large handicaps your options because you’re black.

Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.

Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.

by stuartc1 June 10, 2020

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

Tulsaturnout

When you plan a big party but no ones comes.

Him: How was the Trump Rally in Jokelahoma?
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.

by stuartc1 June 20, 2020