stuartc1's definitions

Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp

Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp

by stuartc1 July 26, 2017

Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Tikpoprolled

When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.

Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.

by stuartc1 June 21, 2020

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

pretrumpian

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press

Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet

by stuartc1 February 17, 2017