42 definitions by stuartc1

Trumpwork

When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be

DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated

America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit

by stuartc1 April 28, 2017

bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020

Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp

Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp

by stuartc1 July 26, 2017

loonitarian

A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump

Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine

by stuartc1 October 27, 2017

jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

by stuartc1 February 8, 2018

Tikpoprolled

When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.

Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.

by stuartc1 June 21, 2020

trumpskies

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2017