stuartc1's definitions

Debase

The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.

If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?

by stuartc1 July 7, 2020

Cancruz

When you abandon your responsibilities.

Fuck this snow, I’m going to cancruz and go to Mexico.

by stuartc1 February 19, 2021

Dunning-Krovid Effect

A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.

Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.

by stuartc1 May 23, 2020

Trovid

A Trump supporter who gets Covid at a campaign rally.

Him: What’s wrong with Jim?
Her: Went to the Trump a rally in Wisconsin, he’s a Trovid now.

by stuartc1 October 31, 2020

serandipians

When serendipity meets pretentious travelers

I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.

by stuartc1 October 6, 2021

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

Twimper

One of two types of people who have Twitter accounts to follow Trump either because they love him or hate him.

What will all the Twimpers do now that Twitter killed Trump’s account?

by stuartc1 January 11, 2021