Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents

Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays

by stuartc1 November 10, 2017

Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

Retox Embrace

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.

What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.

by stuartc1 January 08, 2014

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 02, 2020

trumpskies

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2017

loonitarian

A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump

Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine

by stuartc1 October 27, 2017