42 definitions by stuartc1

predisastered

When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.

Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.

Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2020

Debase

The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.

If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?

by stuartc1 July 7, 2020

Scum Hero

Someone who is typically a dirt bag but suddenly redeems his or herself

Me: Did you read Anthony Scaramucci’s new interview in Vanity Fair slamming Trump?
Her: Yeah, he’s my scum hero

by stuartc1 August 20, 2019

Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents

Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays

by stuartc1 November 10, 2017

Pontrumpicate

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

by stuartc1 October 25, 2016