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Trumponoscopy

When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order

Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself

by stuartc1 January 30, 2017

postrumpian

A time in the future after the reign of Donald Trump when the world returns to normal

Him: I don't know what to do, the president is ruining the world, it's crazy

Her: Pray for postrumpian times

by stuartc1 June 15, 2017

Debase

The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.

If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?

by stuartc1 July 7, 2020

Blackdicapped

When society at large handicaps your options because you’re black.

Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.

Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.

by stuartc1 June 10, 2020

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

Get The Shot

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.

You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!

by stuartc1 January 13, 2022

bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020