stuartc1's definitions

Trumpwork

When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be

DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated

America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit

by stuartc1 April 28, 2017

postrumpian

A time in the future after the reign of Donald Trump when the world returns to normal

Him: I don't know what to do, the president is ruining the world, it's crazy

Her: Pray for postrumpian times

by stuartc1 June 15, 2017

Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents

Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays

by stuartc1 November 10, 2017

overpointer

Someone who is showing you something using their index finger and keeps at it way too long.

Stuart: (Pointing out the window) Oh my GOSH! Look at that cow! It's lying down, must be gonna rain!
Tracy: I see it, stop being an overpointer.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2017

pretrumpian

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press

Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet

by stuartc1 February 17, 2017

dope state

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

by stuartc1 February 5, 2018

jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

by stuartc1 February 8, 2018