stoph's definitions

the lawnmower

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.

when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.

by stoph March 1, 2004

brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.

kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.

by stoph December 6, 2003

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

gaydar

a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects

do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room

by stoph March 1, 2004

kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".

i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!

by stoph September 1, 2004

eye candy

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 1, 2004

skincaso

to use permanite sharpy or any black marker to make your own master piece on any passed out drunk.

dude, we went to oz fest last night and i skincaso'ed a huge penis on that guys face. later that day we had seen him walking around and everyone was laughing at him and he couldent even wash it off.

by stoph December 6, 2003