stockman09's definitions

DND

Acronym for "Do Not Delete". Often used on Facebook or other public domains where people post.

Dan (after posting something somewhat crude on Kevin's wall): "Kevin, make sure you dnd, because you'll really piss me off if you do."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."

by stockman09 December 20, 2010

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

hug and hold

Verb. The act of hugging someone and holding the hug, rather than hugging superficially, or hugging and patting the person a few times on the back.

Phil (after being hugged by Justin): "Wow Kevin, you must really miss me. That was some hug and hold."
Kevin: "I know I know...I haven't seen you in so long."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

face

To receive an "F" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referring to as an ace, receiving an "F" is referred to as a face.

Nick: "Holy shit, brozay, I think i really fukked up that test."
Joe: "You passed though, right?"
Nick: "Dude, I don't know...I think I might've faced that shit."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

bratsitting

verb bratsit, bratsitting. To babysit for someone who's a brat. Similar to babysitting, but limited to brats.

Gennady: "Socrates, are you bratsitting for Kev tonite?"
Socrates: "Yeah, the only thing that seems to keep that kid quiet is money."

by stockman09 July 23, 2010

rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another

Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."

by stockman09 January 13, 2009

hug and pat

Noun, verb. A hug, followed by a pat on the back. The act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.

Travis (after getting a hug and pat from Alex): "Brozay, what's with the hug and pat? I thought we were a little tighter than that."
Alex: "Well, think again."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010