Bad news. Referencing the tragedy that occurred in the U.S. on that day (September 11), "9-11" has taken on the connotation of any unpleasant event that has transpired.
Carl: "Evan, how'd you do on the chem test yesterday?"
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."
by stockman09 August 13, 2007
Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
by stockman09 October 15, 2007
Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
by stockman09 January 02, 2010
To take a dump; defecate
Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
by stockman09 November 05, 2007
Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
by stockman09 September 22, 2007
Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.
Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
by stockman09 July 29, 2012
noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.
Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
by stockman09 June 08, 2010