stockman09's definitions

truthing it

To tell the truth about something; to be honest....

Joe: "Yo dude, did you smack that chick for lying to you about her cell being lost?"
Nick: "No man, I couldn't. She was truthing it. I called up Verizon and checked up on her ass."

by stockman09 August 13, 2007

bagholder

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.

Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."

by stockman09 March 21, 2010

pucky

Interjection. Bullshit. Used to express disagreement.

Christian: "Where did Steve go? Where is he?"
Joe: "Why'd you have to go fuck HIM up for?"
Christian: "It was nothing. There was no reason for any of it."
Joe: "Oh, pucky! You had it out for him since day one. Now if you wanna know where he is, I wanna know why."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

TT

Acronym for Tournament Tough, referring to someone who's mentally strong at what he does.

Peter: "You have a tough draw. You think you'll beat the first seed in the tennis tournament, brozay?"
Carl: "Of course. No one's TT like I am."

by stockman09 December 24, 2010

gunned up

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).

Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

respect the tv

Having consideration upon entering a room where a person is engaged in watching tv.....

Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"

by stockman09 May 11, 2008

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010