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e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.
Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
by stockman09 October 5, 2007
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stockajackin'

verb. Finding out what stocks other investors are buying and selling and stealing their ideas.
Phil: Alex, how is it, all of a sudden, you and i both own XYZ Corp? Have you been stockajackin' my picks?"
Alex: "Yeah, I did. Sorry about that, brozay. I couldn't help myself - I know you're the best."
by stockman09 August 13, 2010
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erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
by stockman09 November 22, 2010
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spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.
Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
by stockman09 November 12, 2010
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how seventh grade

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.
Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
by stockman09 October 30, 2007
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bagholder

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
by stockman09 March 21, 2010
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TT

Acronym for Tournament Tough, referring to someone who's mentally strong at what he does.
Peter: "You have a tough draw. You think you'll beat the first seed in the tennis tournament, brozay?"
Carl: "Of course. No one's TT like I am."
by stockman09 December 24, 2010
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