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Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.
Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
by stockman09 July 29, 2012
Get the storyshop mug.Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
by stockman09 December 18, 2010
Get the scoopable mug.noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
Get the diarrhetic wave mug.Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."
by stockman09 November 18, 2007
Get the verbal volleyball mug.Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
by stockman09 January 12, 2009
Get the trans-collared mug.Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."
by stockman09 July 13, 2010
Get the weazelle mug.Scary; freaky. Originates from the television show "The Munsters", a show about a family of lovable freaks, who resided at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Joe: "Brozay, did you see Tom after he was in that car accident?"
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
by stockman09 January 2, 2008
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