stockman09's definitions

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010

respect the tv

Having consideration upon entering a room where a person is engaged in watching tv.....

Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"

by stockman09 May 11, 2008

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time

Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"

by stockman09 March 20, 2008

teenie

noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.

Steve: "Yo brozay, how's MCZ doing?"
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."

by stockman09 July 22, 2011

can't argue with who knows

Response to someone's statement of "who knows".

Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."

by stockman09 January 2, 2010

afrotic

Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair

Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."

by stockman09 May 11, 2008