stockman09's definitions

dace

To receive a "D" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "D" is referred to as a dace.

Paul: "Carl, did you fuck up that chemistry test?"
Carl: "Well...not totally. I think I daced it."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."

by stockman09 August 3, 2007

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010

brozay

Brozay derived from broesy. Either is a more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Brozay is only to be used while on good terms with a person, whereas bro can be used to get any guy's attention. If you're really tight with the person or he did something especially cool, the ZAY part of the word needs emphasis.

"Brozay, how've you been? Haven't seen you around...."
"Yo broZAY, way to score with that chick."

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

storyshop

Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.

Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"

by stockman09 July 29, 2012

gunned up

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).

Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another

Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."

by stockman09 January 13, 2009