3 definitions by stingo

loftus

A beautiful place located in the shire. It is also the center of the universe and has an abnormally high elevation. People are friendly, offten lending fellow loftus dwellers favours without a second thought. The bushland is in pristine condition, providing a spectacular view for onlookers and bushwalkers alike.

1) Man, just passing through loftus was awesome!!! I wished i lived there!
2) Loftus is so high up, i can see tasmania from here!
3) Wow we're in the centre of the universe- we're in loftus!

by stingo October 10, 2005

unload

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

by stingo June 19, 2006

kex

Trousers (in Scouse/Liverpool dialect).

Fuckinell, I shat my kex in terror when I saw the dinosaur coming towards me.

by stingo April 13, 2008