Definitions by stikshift

hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

hermit the frog by stikshift September 21, 2011

Irish roofie 

Giving someone pints of Guinness and shots of Jameson whiskey until they black out or pass out

Guy 1 - Dang, she doesn't look too good

Guy 2 - I think someone gave her an Irish roofie

Irish roofie by stikshift April 2, 2011

Brooklyn German

Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.

I can't understand my grandma because she only speaks Brooklyn German

Brooklyn German by stikshift February 24, 2009

Emptifericity 

The state of being empty

The box was full of emptifericity.

It was emptiferous.

Emptifericity by stikshift January 19, 2008

i can has cheezburger? 

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

i can has cheezburger? by stikshift June 28, 2007

gubernaten 

A word that can be used as any part of speech or have any meaning.

- Why don't you go gubernaten yourself?
- Go gubernaten you gubernaten gubernaten.

gubernaten by stikshift June 28, 2007

frenemy 

China.

We're basically en route to war with them, but they're so essential to our everyday lives we can do nothing about it.

We can't live without little plastic cars.

From the Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert.

China's our frenemy. They're communists, but they stabilize our economy

frenemy by stikshift June 28, 2007