stevie's definitions

Flange

Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.

The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Ringpiece

The exit from the anus, a small brown hole

"This evening, Carla, I will penetrate your ringpiece"

"if you continue pointing that camera in my direction I swear I will shove up your ringpiece"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

inflammable

things you can light on fire for fun when your high.

the cats tail is very inflammable

by Stevie November 26, 2003

Nickelson

A 'chavvy' kind of design, usually in t shirt or hoodie/jacket form, odd writing found over shoulder area, and supposed to make the wearer 'hard (innit)'

"that chav looks hard in his nickelson shirt"

by Stevie November 27, 2003

faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.

Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!

by stevie September 13, 2003