steveisright's definitions

solitaire

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....

by steveisright December 18, 2003

bitch

1. n. Female dog
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around

"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."

by steveisright December 18, 2003

livejournal

1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.

1. And then my sister said, "what's the point of a website? My bloody livejournal can do it."

by steveisright December 18, 2003

righteous

Containing the best possible attributable qualities.

Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!

by steveisright November 21, 2003

clintonesque

1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.

Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.

by steveisright November 21, 2003

junx

Usually preceded by "the." A term to musingly indicate nothing at all pertaining to a thing or place while speaking of it.

That library was the junx! So, what's for dinner?

by steveisright November 21, 2003

Beast

<i>adj.</i> Considered wild and entertaining, and far from civilized.

After the weedhead opener, the concert was just beast!

by steveisright November 23, 2003