6 definitions by stevegreensburg

conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

VSCO Girl

A middle/high/college school girl between the age of 12-21. She always has an unnecessary oversized sweatshirt. Most of the time she is seen wearing a kanken bag and she carries a Hydro flask. She can be super nice or be a wannabe popular girl.

Me: Yo, what's with Vanessa always wearing an oversized sweatshirt and carrying around a Hydro flask and a kanken bag?

Friend: She's a VSCO girl, idiot!

by stevegreensburg September 27, 2019

Toronto

Drake's hometown.

I love Toronto and Drake!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019