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Widescreen

The aspect ratios and preferred way to watch most movies filmed after the mid 1950s. The most common widescreen ratios are 1.66, 1.85, 2.35 and 2.40, though there are more. You see more this way than if it's a pan and scan version. It's also the way the sirector and cinematographer wanted the movie to be seen the way the You'll still get small bars on a widescreen TV if you watch some movies because the average aspect ratio of the TV is 1.78 and some movies are wider than that.

Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings looks a lot better in the widescreen versions than the pan and scan versions.

by Steve March 5, 2005

gallo

Gow Gare Gou

Gals Make This sound with a warm load down their throat

by Steve March 6, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S.

after dinner i did a shit

like i ate dinner then went & had a shit

by steve March 22, 2003

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

FILA

Finally I LEFT Africa

by steve May 9, 2003

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

northern high school

Piece of shit school but hey, the students there rock, lots of parties..fine ass females..kick ass football and basketball team

this line always works for the ladies.."hi, i have an 8inch penis"

by Steve January 29, 2005