steve's definitions

Rating Scale

A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.

9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance

by Steve January 5, 2004

racin' stripe

The streak found in the seat of your pants, often brown in color, caused by the presence of asscheese.

Beeotch, ya better wash the racin' stripes outta my drawers!

by Steve January 6, 2003

punk ass buster

Commonly used in the streets to define a person who is disliked. A triple word insult. See punk , ass , buster .

Billy - "Yo man, did you see that punk ass buster driving by just now?"

Bob - "Word man, he's a punk ass buster for real, for real."

by Steve March 26, 2005

PornOWNED

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

by Steve April 6, 2007

slagma

A wet fart. Synonyms: Chili, Shart.
When a spray of poo comes from a very big fart.

To pull a prank, he wiped slagma on his friend's face

by Steve February 1, 2004

Signature

Anything below a post on a forum to show an idea, place or thing. Can be showen in a picture, antimation, or "Photoshoped" picture.

Hey dude check out Steve's new sig.

by Steve May 13, 2005

knockoneoffthewrist

The male act of masturbation to strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank

Im just going to knock one off the wrist, wont be long boys

by steve March 5, 2003