steve's definitions

PornOWNED

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

by Steve April 6, 2007

punk ass buster

Commonly used in the streets to define a person who is disliked. A triple word insult. See punk , ass , buster .

Billy - "Yo man, did you see that punk ass buster driving by just now?"

Bob - "Word man, he's a punk ass buster for real, for real."

by Steve March 26, 2005

butt finger

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

by steve April 20, 2005

slagma

A wet fart. Synonyms: Chili, Shart.
When a spray of poo comes from a very big fart.

To pull a prank, he wiped slagma on his friend's face

by Steve February 1, 2004

OTT

Acronym: Over The Top. To do more than or go further than is necessary, esp. due to over-enthusiasm.

I needed some new clothes, but I went a bit OTT and spent nearly a grand.

by Steve March 8, 2005

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

Costa

Commonly spotted near the local Starbucks in a green piece of shit with a kickass system either doing E-brakes, high on caffeine, medium pimpin', spazzing, or all of the above.

Costa can kick your ass and steal your girlfriend. He'll fuck your mom, too.

by Steve December 10, 2004