stephen's definitions

koofey

A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.

"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."

by Stephen December 19, 2004

Derdillus

A retarded person that wiggles around and waves to people he/she doesn't know at all.

"Dude you think you're so cool."
"Atleast I'm not going out with a Derdillus

by Stephen October 27, 2004

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

peezmo

A dog that humps human beings.

" Get this peezmo off my leg man"

by Stephen October 28, 2004

Cobain

1. Proper Noun: Popular Rock musician, died at age of 27 of self-inflicted shotgun wound to head.
2. Verb:
To kill oneself.

"I like Cobain's music."
"I think he pulled a Cobain"

by Stephen January 9, 2004

Sniffy Bridge

The area of flesh bridging the gap between the lower ball sack and the ring piece. So called due to the strong influence of smell around the area.

Sandra - Goodness me, what is that strong aroma?

Jim - Why that will be my sniffy bridge, I haven't cleaned it for ages.

by stephen November 26, 2004