stephen's definitions

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

crunk

v. past perfect tense of the infinitive "to crank"; refers to the the ultimate level or the uppermost possibility

adj. - refers a person, place, or thing that is the best, or superior

The club last night was crunk-tight! All the fly honeys were in the hizzy!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

dinosaur

The term dinosaur refers to a band or belt that one would use to make their veins more visible when injecting something.(herion)

Lying in my plasic bed
thinkin how things weren't so cool to me
My baby likes to shoot pool
I like lying naked in my bedroom
Tying on the dinosaur
tonight it used to be so cool

by stephen May 30, 2004

Da Taste

Something or Someone Tasty.

Why do you always have to go out of your way and hit on every chick that gives you a look?

Well, I do it for Da Taste! So just chill and lets have a Tasty time.

by Stephen October 30, 2004

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004