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Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.
If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.
by Stephen February 15, 2005
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azim

the gteatest personality in this world. Never ever try to compete with him. Master of all.
oh! i think only one in this world is azim
by stephen February 18, 2004
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Derdillus

A retarded person that wiggles around and waves to people he/she doesn't know at all.
"Dude you think you're so cool."
"Atleast I'm not going out with a Derdillus
by Stephen October 27, 2004
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the shit

When a situation or item is incredibly good.
by stephen September 9, 2003
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koofey

A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.
"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."
by Stephen December 19, 2004
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zags

Zags are blunt papers used to roll up some chewy.
"I smoke chewy like a mutha fuckin nut, gotta gram bag get the zags and roll her up" -Andre Nickatina
by Stephen February 21, 2005
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ROTFLMAO

I was ROTFLMAO after I heard that joke.
by Stephen April 11, 2003
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