stephen's definitions

haggot

A male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). Like a fag hag, only being male - preferably a gay male. Almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).

Following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a witty turn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

inf

Inf - Short for a infrared beam

Usually in slang terms if some one says that have a inf or inf beam they mean that have a infrared beam on their gun.

He put the red dot on his head...

50 cent - "What you know about AK's and A-R 15's Equipped wit night visions,shell cases,and Inf beams"

by Stephen December 29, 2004

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

I was ROTFLMAO after I heard that joke.

by Stephen April 11, 2003

Devin Harris

a fag that likes Fabolous just because they both have crooked teeth. He like G Unit because its a all male group and he gets off on it.

My cat walked like a devin Harris after being raped by another male cat.

by Stephen December 31, 2004