steammustachio's definitions

Packy

Something you call someone when they take a long time to pack a bowl in the car.

You done packing that pack, Packy?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Stupid

Someone who looks up the word "stupid"

Wow, you really have to be stupid to look up the word stupid.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.

I met this weird internette the other day.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022