steammustachio's definitions

Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

by steammustachio November 6, 2020

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Racist

Someone who immediately assumes racism

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020