Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.
Happy 2022!
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.
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2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.
Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.
This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.
by steammustachio January 06, 2020
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Sex

by steammustachio November 07, 2020
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sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.
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