steammustachio's definitions

Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

by steammustachio November 6, 2020

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.

Happy 2022!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022