2 definitions by stantastic

bellhouse

pink taco, tuna cave, furry monkey, panty hamster, skin chimney, gash, hoohaa, love mitten, soggy canoe.

Betty's bellhouse must be lonely, she's been all cunty lately.

by stantastic August 3, 2006

Shartverp

Shartverp

The unfortunate act of farting/crapping your drawers and vomit/burping in your mouth simultaneously.

While on a holiday bender including but not limited to massive consumption of pork, Chinese food and booze I was riding the subway and shartverped myself, much to the shaggrin of my fellow passengers...and my pants and mouth.

by stantastic January 13, 2013