standing up for what's right's definitions

Life

a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside

Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.

by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023

Hell

the place where almost everyone goes, and stays forever, after they die.

Why wait for the sweet release of death? You shouldn't be so eager to go to Hell. Enjoy life while it lasts, because when this life ends, eternal damnation inevitably begins.

by standing up for what's right February 22, 2023

entitled whiny stupid misogynistic incel

It's me. I am the entitled whiny misogynistic incel.

Me: Men's rights are equally as important as women's rights, and both all genders should have the same rights.
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up! You are an entitled whiny stupid misogynistic incel!

Me: You're right. I agree. You are correct.

by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023

Kill all men

a very hurtful phrase that should be given much more attention after it caused an 11-year-old boy who took it seriously to attempt suicide. Everyone seems to be fully accepting of this despite the fact that it's proven to hurt innocent little boys and not just adult men.

It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.

Online Bully: Men are disgusting and useless. They are literally all scumbags and rapists. #KillAllMen

Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying

Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.

by standing up for what's right January 31, 2023

I really want to die.

a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking

Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)

by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023

feminist

a person who receives government funding for promoting racism, trivializing male suicide, denying people their First Amendment rights, and persecuting religious people, especially Christians

Person 1: Hello. How are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm a feminist.
Person 1: (immediately screams and runs away as fast as his legs can carry him)

by standing up for what's right February 25, 2023

manspeaker

In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.

Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"

Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"

Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*

by standing up for what's right December 6, 2023