a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 05, 2023
Get the Lifemug. by standing up for what's right December 04, 2023
Get the Manspeakingmug. Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023
Get the androcidemug. liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the manmug. a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking
Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023
Get the I really want to die.mug. Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 04, 2023
Get the scrotemug. a very hurtful phrase that should be given much more attention after it caused an 11-year-old boy who took it seriously to attempt suicide. Everyone seems to be fully accepting of this despite the fact that it's proven to hurt innocent little boys and not just adult men.
It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.
It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.
Online Bully: Men are disgusting and useless. They are literally all scumbags and rapists. #KillAllMen
Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying
Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.
Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying
Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.
by standing up for what's right January 31, 2023
Get the Kill all menmug.