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Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman
Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
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scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago
Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
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megasogynist

A megasogynist is the most extreme form of misogynist. The SI prefix mega- is equal to 10^6 (1,000,000) times the given unit. Therefore, 1 megasogynist = misogynist x 10^6. A megasogynist, therefore, exhibits all the core attributes of an average misogynist amplified by a factor of one million.

Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.

Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Person 1: That guy over there is so cute. Should I try talking to him?
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
by standing up for what's right February 18, 2023
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Twelfth Wave Feminism

the predominant form of feminism in the twenty-fourth century, characterized by the complete extinction of the male human and the establishment of an all-female race that relies on artificial sperm cells generated from female bone marrow as the only means of procreation
Twelfth Wave Feminism. I skipped eight hypothetical waves of feminism and became a twelfth wave feminist!
by standing up for what's right December 7, 2023
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woman

a disgusting evil lying back-stabbing creep who is possessed by Satan and will kill you if she gets the chance
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a woman.
Person 1: I can't take this anymore. Just kill me now, God, please!

Person 2: (demonic chanting)
by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023
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third-wave feminist

Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.
Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).
by standing up for what's right February 9, 2023
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Quora

a filthy pit of opinionated fuckheads, predators, trolls, idiotic questions, and snowflakes,

designed to lower the IQ level of its members to make it easier for the government to control our minds

basically digital Hell
Satan: Welcome to Hell!
Person: (screaming in terror) Oh Jesus, please, no! I'm so sorry!!!

Satan: Bwahaha, and now for your eternal punishment!
Person: OK, bring it on. I have nothing to lose.

Satan: Quora!
Person: NOOOOO!!!!!!
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