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liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the manmug. Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023
Get the androcidemug. In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.
Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
by standing up for what's right December 6, 2023
Get the manspeakermug. a common sadistic morbid piece of scum-fucking shit, usually claiming to be a "feminist," who tells suicide jokes and bullies and harasses little boys online and tries to make them kill themselves because they get some twisted pleasure out of the suffering of other human beings
Misandrists are just as bad as misogynists and are self-absorbed heartless pricks, and if it were up to me they would all rot away in the pit of Hell. Anyone who tells you misandrists don't exist is either schizophrenic or just a big fat liar.
Misandrists are just as bad as misogynists and are self-absorbed heartless pricks, and if it were up to me they would all rot away in the pit of Hell. Anyone who tells you misandrists don't exist is either schizophrenic or just a big fat liar.
Misandrist: I fucking hate men. All men are trash. Men are useless beings. Men shouldn't exist. Men are scum. All men are rapists. All men should die. Drink male tears. Castrate all men. Kill all men. All men are scum. All men are assholes. Kill male babies.
Logical person: You are making hurtful over-generalizations about men.
Misandrist: Shut the fuck up! If you think I'm generalizing, you're an idiot. All I want is equality. KILL ALL MEN!
Logical person: Don't ever talk to me again.
Logical person: You are making hurtful over-generalizations about men.
Misandrist: Shut the fuck up! If you think I'm generalizing, you're an idiot. All I want is equality. KILL ALL MEN!
Logical person: Don't ever talk to me again.
by standing up for what's right March 14, 2023
Get the misandristmug. an angry, hateful person who hates all the males on the planet (men, boys, male babies, and anything in between) and thinks you are an incompetent idiot if you weren't born with a vagina. Synonyms include man-hater, radical feminist, misandrist, and female supremacist.
by standing up for what's right December 3, 2023
Get the Womanmug. a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
Get the voluntary celibatemug. Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.
Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).
by standing up for what's right February 9, 2023
Get the third-wave feministmug.