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a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking
Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023
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If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
Person 1: A guy broke into my fucking house and raped my mom last night, and the same guy who raped her killed my little sister.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
by standing up for what's right March 7, 2023
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Get the Manspeaking mug.a common sadistic morbid piece of scum-fucking shit, usually claiming to be a "feminist," who tells suicide jokes and bullies and harasses little boys online and tries to make them kill themselves because they get some twisted pleasure out of the suffering of other human beings
Misandrists are just as bad as misogynists and are self-absorbed heartless pricks, and if it were up to me they would all rot away in the pit of Hell. Anyone who tells you misandrists don't exist is either schizophrenic or just a big fat liar.
Misandrists are just as bad as misogynists and are self-absorbed heartless pricks, and if it were up to me they would all rot away in the pit of Hell. Anyone who tells you misandrists don't exist is either schizophrenic or just a big fat liar.
Misandrist: I fucking hate men. All men are trash. Men are useless beings. Men shouldn't exist. Men are scum. All men are rapists. All men should die. Drink male tears. Castrate all men. Kill all men. All men are scum. All men are assholes. Kill male babies.
Logical person: You are making hurtful over-generalizations about men.
Misandrist: Shut the fuck up! If you think I'm generalizing, you're an idiot. All I want is equality. KILL ALL MEN!
Logical person: Don't ever talk to me again.
Logical person: You are making hurtful over-generalizations about men.
Misandrist: Shut the fuck up! If you think I'm generalizing, you're an idiot. All I want is equality. KILL ALL MEN!
Logical person: Don't ever talk to me again.
by standing up for what's right March 14, 2023
Get the misandrist mug.liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the man mug.a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023
Get the Life mug.Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023
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