stan claire's definitions

Claire

Customer Service Host with First Great Western

Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.

by stan claire December 20, 2021

bogbox

a Northern Class 155 converted from a bussy bussy literally a fake pacer and they're so bumpy and ghetto

"For fuck's sake, now I have to go home on a bogbox! Fuck you Northern"

by stan claire May 1, 2022

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

vagina shitia

Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.

"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"

by stan claire May 1, 2022