ss's definitions

fuckhead

Pedja J.

Pedja J. is one big FUCKHEAD

by ss November 25, 2003

black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.

Give me a Black and Tan, barkeep!

by SS January 22, 2004

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

The Dam

Refers to the city of Amsterdam.
XXX!

-Where'd you go?
--Went to London, then hit the 'dam, jumped to Prague, then home..

by SS January 22, 2004

Last mile

1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything

this portal solution is the 'last mile' between our company's data and its employees

by SS January 22, 2004

steiny

A Steinlager beer

Yo! Toss me a Steiny!

by SS January 22, 2004