ss's definitions

heiny

A Heineken beer

Yo! Toss me another Heiny!

by SS January 22, 2004

fuckhead

Pedja J.

Pedja J. is one big FUCKHEAD

by ss November 25, 2003

HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

by SS January 22, 2004

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

CAB

Candy Ass Bitch

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.

by SS September 19, 2003

mowatt

Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.

Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.

by ss May 13, 2005

thank you

1. an expresion of gratitude used primarily as a formal, friendly, social obligation.
2.When used in it's true form (not merely out of obligation) it is an expresion of respect and appreciation to another soul (and simultaneously to all beings) for the unconditional kindness that has been bestowed upon you.

1. (delivery person hands man package) man: "Thank you!"

2. (parents tolerate spoiled bratty kid for 20 years and teach kid how to not be so spoiled and bratty) Kid: "Thank you."

by ss September 17, 2003