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Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.
How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?
by SS February 10, 2005
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Irish Car Bomb

A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young man and his friends, often consumed as a statement of solidarity. Drink is made as follows:

1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream
2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Jameson Irish Whiskey (or your other favorite Irish whiskey). The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Use a spoon to poor the whiskey over the Bailey's if necessary.
3. Light the whiskey on fire and drop into a half-pint of Guinness stout!
4. Slam the glass down after drinking mixture in one full gulp!
Yelled: Barkeep! Irish Car Bombs for my lads!

Bartender: What'll you have?
Patron: Irish Car Bombs for me and my lads if you please!
by SS January 22, 2004
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heiny

Yo! Toss me another Heiny!
by SS January 22, 2004
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gert

Big or very
Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.
by ss March 19, 2004
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thank you

1. an expresion of gratitude used primarily as a formal, friendly, social obligation.
2.When used in it's true form (not merely out of obligation) it is an expresion of respect and appreciation to another soul (and simultaneously to all beings) for the unconditional kindness that has been bestowed upon you.
1. (delivery person hands man package) man: "Thank you!"

2. (parents tolerate spoiled bratty kid for 20 years and teach kid how to not be so spoiled and bratty) Kid: "Thank you."
by ss September 17, 2003
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jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.
-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!
by SS January 22, 2004
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steiny

A Steinlager beer
Yo! Toss me a Steiny!
by SS January 22, 2004
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