Urban Dictionary: Definitions by squirty berty bottom burper

Get offa my land!

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.

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Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't

Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

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Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.

ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss

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