3 definitions by squirty berty bottom burper

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy
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Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.
ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss
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What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead
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