3 definitions by squarebobspongepants

The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.
Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...
by squarebobspongepants September 16, 2009
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For the lulz. When something is done for the fun of it.

Derived from ftw and ftl.
"Why on earth would you do that?"
"Meh. Ftlulz"
by squarebobspongepants September 27, 2009
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When a female comes across as more attractive than they actually are, just because they are easy.

Happens alot with more desperate guys, as the mere thought of it being possible to hook up with someone makes the someone in question instantly more physically attractive to the desperate male.

Generally, the easier, the hotter. However, this works only up to a point, after which she is just regarded as a slut, although some of the easyttractiveness will remain.
Guy #1: Hey dude, dont you think Olivia is hot?

Guy #2: You gotta be kidding me. She has the face of a dog. Shes just easyttractive to you.
by squarebobspongepants August 7, 2009
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