Definitions by sporjaculation

Jinx-of-intent 

When two people simultaneously say different things with similar meanings.

Bambino said "I am an alien" at the same time Gertrude O'Fathenbaghum stated "You are from space." Bambino replies, "Jinx-of-intent, you owe me a months rent."

Jinx-of-intent by sporjaculation May 7, 2018

Errorbody 

When a everybody majority makes a bad decision.

The only reason Trump won is because Errorbody voted for him.

Errorbody by sporjaculation February 1, 2017

Screep

When you have to silently pull an object across something that makes any kind of noise in order to be undetected.

I had to screep this broken glass across the aluminum foil without waking Steve so he didn't know I broke the lightbulb.

Screep by sporjaculation December 23, 2016