spootyhead's definitions

boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.

Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.

by spootyhead August 7, 2016

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 10, 2016

Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.

So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?

by spootyhead January 18, 2017

Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.

Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

Margaret Sanger

The founder of Planned Parenthood and a feminist icon. It was not called "planned parenthood" when first opened, though, they were simply abortion clinics. The first three were opened in predominantly poor, black neighborhoods. She was a proud eugenicist and white supremacist who wanted the races to be pure. Unfortunately, she's championed as a hero by everyone from Tina Fey, to Hillary Clinton and nearly every democrat, liberal, and feminist. The refusal to admit what she actually stood for is so strong I will not be surprised if this definition is either not accepted or gets massive downvotes.

"Colored people are like human weeds and need to be exterminated." - Margaret Sanger

by spootyhead January 29, 2017

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.

Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .

by spootyhead November 16, 2016