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delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.
Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account
by spootyhead June 10, 2016
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trigglypuff

In short: A living, breathing meme that perfectly represents the problem with progressive professors indoctrinating their millennial students. The name comes from a mixture of triggered and Jigglypuff.

Detailed: On April 25th, 2016, A panel was held at UMass Amherst called "The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?" Steven Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Christina Hoff Sommers were the speakers. While Sommers was trying to speak, a young woman (trigglypuff), continued to scream curse words and tell the speakers to leave the campus. After being interrupted several times, Sommers spoke down to the hecklers. Triggly was not having any of that and demanded Sommers stop talking to them like children. To which Sommers replied "then stop acting like a child."

While the young woman shouted and cursed for nearly the entire 90 minutes of the event, along with several others, it was her few minutes of shouting while Sommers was at the mic that has since gone viral. News outlets around the globe have written articles about her, wondering what in the name of sanity is happening to Western universities.
trigglypuff had to take a breath after yelling for about 30 seconds.
by spootyhead May 14, 2016
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Lady

Concerned at the extreme double standard at play with the definitions for gentleman and lady, I decided to take a definition from the former and swap it for the latter:

Something very rare today. A woman who is respectful and considerate of those around her. Acts politely. Treats men and women with respect. Says thank you when helped, wears nice clothes, and is elegant. What more women should be. Because regardless of what feminists may tell you, treating people with respect and being polite doesn't give you "internalized misogyny" or make you a "traitor" or whatever. It makes you a good person and will really benefit you in life.
When we went out, she listened to my stories, gave me a box of chocolates, and thanked me for a wonderful night with a kiss on the cheek. She was such a classy lady.

Sally: Hello Miss, it's nice to meet you.

Woman: Same to you, dear.
Other person: Sally is a polite young lady
by spootyhead January 12, 2017
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Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.
Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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Gender Feminist

A feminist who is obsessed with gender and projecting the belief that women are victims and men are the oppressors. This is a very regressive form of feminism and is unfortunately representative of modern feminism.
The gender feminist said mass shootings happen because of "toxic masculinity" and that men were a problem population.
by spootyhead July 10, 2016
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The Trump Effect

When Donald Trump's words are taken out-of-context to make it seem like he is "literally Hitler" by the bias media to create fear and panic in the general public. It is done to claim he has been extremely hateful and bigoted in his presidential campaign and will destroy America and the world.
Wanda: Donald Trump is gonna murder black and mexican children!
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.
by spootyhead June 7, 2016
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Margaret Sanger

The founder of Planned Parenthood and a feminist icon. It was not called "planned parenthood" when first opened, though, they were simply abortion clinics. The first three were opened in predominantly poor, black neighborhoods. She was a proud eugenicist and white supremacist who wanted the races to be pure. Unfortunately, she's championed as a hero by everyone from Tina Fey, to Hillary Clinton and nearly every democrat, liberal, and feminist. The refusal to admit what she actually stood for is so strong I will not be surprised if this definition is either not accepted or gets massive downvotes.
"Colored people are like human weeds and need to be exterminated." - Margaret Sanger
by spootyhead January 29, 2017
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