spootyhead's definitions

boys will be boys

A phrase that is used to excuse the natural rowdy behavior of young boys like getting dirty, being hyperactive, and playing rough with other boys. However, it has been disgustingly appropriated by misandrist gender ideologues who have perverted by falsely claiming it is used to excuse criminal activity boys and men do including rape, assault, and murder.

The closest thing to a female equivalent would be a girly girl.

I know Markus is covered in mud, but he’s a little boy and boys will be boys.

by spootyhead June 30, 2016

feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.

The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.

by spootyhead January 23, 2017

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

nasty woman

see Hillary Clinton.

"Hillary Clinton is a nasty woman."

by spootyhead February 5, 2017

Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.

Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.

by spootyhead May 19, 2016

Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.

Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

Gender Feminist

A feminist who is obsessed with gender and projecting the belief that women are victims and men are the oppressors. This is a very regressive form of feminism and is unfortunately representative of modern feminism.

The gender feminist said mass shootings happen because of "toxic masculinity" and that men were a problem population.

by spootyhead July 10, 2016