spootyhead's definitions

Misandrist

Someone who despises or hates males. They usually talk about patriarchy and male privilege. While not all feminists are this way, many who identify as such and lead the movement are. Women that hate men enough will delve into political lesbianism and men who hate men enough will continuously denounce all men. The majority of people who have written definitions for men, boys and male are definitely misandrists.

Michelle told everyone at the female empowerment luncheon that she despised all men, she's clearly a misandrist.

by spootyhead August 21, 2016

Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.

Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

flower crown

Something a basic bitch wears or simply uses a filter to make it look like she's wearing it.

The most hateful brats on the internet usually have a flower crown filter.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016

Hillbot

Typically an online bot or troll which acts on behalf of Hillary Clinton. They spend all their time downvoting and reporting anything negative about Hillary, while upvoting anything positive about the her. They will also spread blatant lies to help Hillary out and trick people into siding with her.

Hillbots invaded many libertarian and conservative news sites with erratic and inane pro-Hillary spam.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016

white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.

Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .

by spootyhead November 16, 2016

Progressivism

A mental illness that has taken over liberalism and destroyed the political and social left of all western nations. To accurately explain this specific disease would take up far too much time. However, one can see the signs in their fellow humans to tell that they have caught it. They talk about how white men are the root of all evil, yap about the "patriarchy," white privilege, male privilege, and glorify cultural Marxism while pretending it does not exist. They also tend to support any and all feminist and black lives matters campaigns, no matter how ridiculous they are. Lastly, they lack the intelligence and ability to defend their stances on issues since they listen and believe their way through life. This causes them to retaliate to differing opinions with screaming, personal attacks, violence, death threats, bomb threats, property damage, and even doxing people. Another trademark is for them to dogpile a person, group, or even a company that they disagree with in order to get their way.

Thanks to radicals, progressivism is nothing positive, at least not anymore.

by spootyhead December 22, 2016