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white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.
Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .
by spootyhead November 16, 2016
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.
Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.
by spootyhead August 7, 2016
mugGet the boy tearsmug.

nasty woman

by spootyhead February 5, 2017
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Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.
Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.
Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account
by spootyhead June 10, 2016
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