spltbird's definitions

dilljoy

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 5, 2003

butterface

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002