spltbird's definitions

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002