spltbird's definitions

cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

butterface

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

hang low saxon

a white guy with a big dick

holy shit, that dude is a hang low saxon, that's why he has so many ho's

by spltbird November 25, 2002