spinningtabletop's definitions

was like

In very casual slang, "was like," basically substitutes for "said."

I was like, "I need to define this term", but my brother was, like, "no, everyone knows it already," but I was, like, "hey, I have nothing better to do."

by spinningtabletop May 21, 2009

Caleian slip

An analogue to the Freudian slip that involves a physical action. This action must be indicative of a subconscious preoccupation or habit.

Fabio and Felipe were hanging out. Fabio was eating an apple when all of a sudden the core slipped from his hand and fell to the floor. Felipe thus inferred a subconscious propensity of Fabio to litter on his own floor, creating a literal Caleian slip.
Named after the first man to observe and recognize one such "slip".

by spinningtabletop November 16, 2010

heighth

Word used all the time by ignorant people in southern ca, and maybe beyond. Incorrect pronunciation of the simple word 'height.' Immediately makes you look about 30 IQ points dumber as soon as you say it.

"What's the heighth of the highest building you've ever jumped out of?"
"I did a three story building once and only broke my ankle."
"Sick man! You should try for 4 next time!"

by spinningtabletop May 17, 2010

higher

Pathetic attempt at the simple word 'raise.' Heard in southern california. Actually used by adults, if you can believe it.

"Aww man - they highered the price of weed!"

"Maybe that's a good thing"

by spinningtabletop May 17, 2010

SAT word

A commonplace word that occasions exclamations of "Ooh, SAT word!" when employed in normal discourse. Incidentally, those who use this moniker happen to not read enough books, not even pulp not conducive to formal education.

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words, not 'SAT words.'

by spinningtabletop March 27, 2009

grind

A person who is always at work and accomplishes everything by brute force. Typically this refers to nerdy, square, uncool people in school.

"Did you see Robert's schedule this year? He's taking 6 AP classes!"

"Yeah, he never sleeps or goes out or does anything extracurricular."

"What a grind."

by spinningtabletop February 12, 2009

fuck this shit

Expression that shows you have no vocabulary and marks you as uneducated. It shows complete laziness and stupidity to use f*** and s*** to express 90% of all statements. Learn some other words.

Fuck this shit, man! No, I'm serious, this $h!t over here is like, f***ed! This part is...."

"Dude-your engine failed because the timing belt wore out. Can't you just say that?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009