4 definitions by spastic biscuit

K-whooo whoooo ready to get your wobbles on?
M- yeah we sending ricki out to buy the liquor now
by spastic biscuit February 24, 2005
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the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!
by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005
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A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.


Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka
I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.
by spastic biscuit August 4, 2005
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
by spastic biscuit February 23, 2005
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