4 definitions by southland
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
by southland August 19, 2017
Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
by southland July 25, 2017
The Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Drive cars (and sometimes SUVs) with lots of antennas and flashing lights. The guys you DON'T want to see behind you on the highway, particularly when accompanied by red and blue lights flashing in your rearview mirror.
by southland September 12, 2013
A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017