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Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
Get the drink mug.The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.
The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.
The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
Get the The Idiot's Line mug.What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
Get the bean counting mug.That yid scum cheated me out of my promised pay raise.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.
by soreofhing July 5, 2009
Get the yid scum mug.1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
Get the bicycle inner tube mug.An overused adverb meaning "in a high degree" or "extremely".
Ignorant people misuse it, in for example:
This Greek pot is very unique.
Katrina was a very disastrous hurricane.
Unique is unique. There is only one. How can you get more unique than that?
Something that is disastrous is just that. "Very" adds nothing.
Ignorant people misuse it, in for example:
This Greek pot is very unique.
Katrina was a very disastrous hurricane.
Unique is unique. There is only one. How can you get more unique than that?
Something that is disastrous is just that. "Very" adds nothing.
She's very pregnant.
by soreofhing July 7, 2009
Get the very mug.Foolish, destructive, evil sect.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
by soreofhing July 7, 2009
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