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wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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buttonhole

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.
by soreofhing August 12, 2009
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Jehova's Witness

Foolish, destructive, evil sect.

I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.

We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.

Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.

Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.

Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
by soreofhing July 7, 2009
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drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
That's your fourth drink, you know.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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bicycle inner tube

1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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very

An overused adverb meaning "in a high degree" or "extremely".

Ignorant people misuse it, in for example:
This Greek pot is very unique.
Katrina was a very disastrous hurricane.

Unique is unique. There is only one. How can you get more unique than that?
Something that is disastrous is just that. "Very" adds nothing.
She's very pregnant.
by soreofhing July 7, 2009
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mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.
Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
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