29 definitions by sooner_gooner
A shit football team who last won the league almost 50 years ago but whose fans still think they are better than The Arsenal, even though it takes roughly 9 years to beat them.
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.
1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
noun; A colloquial term, believed to originate from the Catford area of South London, used to describe marijuana.
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Togolese footballer who joined Man City form The worlds greatest football club, The Arsenal. One of the biggest cunts in the world. A player who could've been a hero but chose to be a greedy cunt.
Away section at City: "He's big, he's black, we never want him back. ADEBAYOR! ADEBAYOR!"
Sky sports news reporter: "We have breaking news that Emmanuel Adebayor has completed his transfer to manchester city. What a greedy cunt."
Sky sports news reporter: "We have breaking news that Emmanuel Adebayor has completed his transfer to manchester city. What a greedy cunt."
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Arsenal fans in the away section
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Arsenal fans in the away section
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009