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Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.
1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
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The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
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N5

North London post code and home of the worlds greatest football club, The Arsenal.
"N5, home of The Arsenal".
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
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road beer

noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.
Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
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tear up

verb; a violent struggle involving physical force or weapons usually in the context of football related disorder.
John: "Where have you been? We've been in the pub for half an hour"

Dave: "There were a load of 'Yids' at Tottenham Hale Station waiting for a tear up but we showed em' what's what."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
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hipster rock

noun; a sub genre of alternative rock characterized by obscure and semi obscure musicians popular on US college radio typically listened to by art students and the hipster scene.

Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.
Travis: "Hey, we're heading to The Smell later, some new Sub Pop band is playing"

Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
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ghetto brew

noun; an exceptionally strong alcoholic drink, usually lager or cider, made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops or fermented apple juice respectively.

Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.

The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.
Homeless man: "Can you go into the shop and get me 4 cans of Super T? The owner still won't let me in"

Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
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