sooner_gooner's definitions

The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009

lazy wannabe

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.

1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

genghis

noun; A colloquial term, believed to originate from the Catford area of South London, used to describe marijuana.

"shit, we've gotta get some genghis."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

gypo waggon

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

Spurs

A shit football team who last won the league almost 50 years ago but whose fans still think they are better than The Arsenal, even though it takes roughly 9 years to beat them.

"Spurs really are a rubbish club"

Gary Lineker on Match Of The Day

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009