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noun, slang; 1 A white working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little cunt.
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
1 Gypo "Get us some fags in the shop."
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Get the gypo mug.Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
Get the Chelsea FC mug.verb; To cause great fear or nervousness by tricking one's friends or colleagues into thinking you have booked a Ryanair flight when infact you have booked with British Airways.
Andy; "Have you booked those flights up for Ajax away?"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Get the ryan scare mug.The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
Get the The Happening mug.A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.
1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
Get the Tottenham mug.noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
Get the lazy wannabe mug.noun; An imposter. A person or thing that claims to be something they are not. A similar but inferior brand.
The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.
One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.
The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.
One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.
"Those guys wern't helicopter pilots, they were metercrawlers."
Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"
Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"
Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"
Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
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