sooner_gooner's definitions

N5

North London post code and home of the worlds greatest football club, The Arsenal.

"N5, home of The Arsenal".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Spurs

A shit football team who last won the league almost 50 years ago but whose fans still think they are better than The Arsenal, even though it takes roughly 9 years to beat them.

"Spurs really are a rubbish club"

Gary Lineker on Match Of The Day

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

gypo waggon

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.

"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

ghetto brew

noun; an exceptionally strong alcoholic drink, usually lager or cider, made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops or fermented apple juice respectively.

Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.

The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.

Homeless man: "Can you go into the shop and get me 4 cans of Super T? The owner still won't let me in"

Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009