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Spurs

A shit football team who last won the league almost 50 years ago but whose fans still think they are better than The Arsenal, even though it takes roughly 9 years to beat them.
"Spurs really are a rubbish club"

Gary Lineker on Match Of The Day
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
mugGet the Spursmug.

gypo waggon

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.
Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
mugGet the gypo waggonmug.

Juno

Directed by Jason Reitman, this is the most overrated movie ever made. A movie so shit I switched it off on a long haul flight.
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
mugGet the Junomug.

manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.
"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
mugGet the manc cuntmug.

ghetto brew

noun; an exceptionally strong alcoholic drink, usually lager or cider, made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops or fermented apple juice respectively.

Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.

The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.
Homeless man: "Can you go into the shop and get me 4 cans of Super T? The owner still won't let me in"

Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
mugGet the ghetto brewmug.

grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.
"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
mugGet the grade a cuntmug.

manu fan

A supporter of the most overrated football club in history. A deluded cunt. Not usually from Manchester. See also manc cunt.
"Mummy, why are manu fans such cunts?"

Heard in homes the world over.
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
mugGet the manu fanmug.

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