sooner_gooner's definitions

hipster rock

noun; a sub genre of alternative rock characterized by obscure and semi obscure musicians popular on US college radio typically listened to by art students and the hipster scene.

Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.

Travis: "Hey, we're heading to The Smell later, some new Sub Pop band is playing"

Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Steven Gerrard

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.

"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

tear up

verb; a violent struggle involving physical force or weapons usually in the context of football related disorder.

John: "Where have you been? We've been in the pub for half an hour"

Dave: "There were a load of 'Yids' at Tottenham Hale Station waiting for a tear up but we showed em' what's what."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Ghetto Screen

Large LCD tv watched by gypo's and manu fan's.

"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."

by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009

Arsenal

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

ryan scare

verb; To cause great fear or nervousness by tricking one's friends or colleagues into thinking you have booked a Ryanair flight when infact you have booked with British Airways.

Andy; "Have you booked those flights up for Ajax away?"

Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"

Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.

"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009