29 definitions by sooner_gooner
noun, slang; 1 A white working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little cunt.
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
1 Gypo "Get us some fags in the shop."
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
A supporter of the most overrated football club in history. A deluded cunt. Not usually from Manchester. See also manc cunt.
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
noun; an exceptionally strong alcoholic drink, usually lager or cider, made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops or fermented apple juice respectively.
Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.
The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.
Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.
The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.
Homeless man: "Can you go into the shop and get me 4 cans of Super T? The owner still won't let me in"
Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"
Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
noun;
1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.
2 to experience difficulties
abbreviation of aggravation
1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.
2 to experience difficulties
abbreviation of aggravation
1 John: "How did you get on at Spurs on Saturday?"
Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."
2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"
Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."
Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."
2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"
Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.
"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009