sooner_gooner's definitions

Arsenal

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

ryan scare

verb; To cause great fear or nervousness by tricking one's friends or colleagues into thinking you have booked a Ryanair flight when infact you have booked with British Airways.

Andy; "Have you booked those flights up for Ajax away?"

Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"

Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

road beer

noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.

Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Released in 1967 this is The Beatles eighth studio album. It is possibly the most overrated record ever made. Not as good as Magical Mystery Tour released later the same year and not as important (or as good) as Revolver released a year earlier.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is a very good record none the less, maybe even great, but it aint Mozart.

Usually name checked by people who know little about music and even less about The Beatles.

John:"Let's go back to the flat and listen to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

Paul: "Let's go back to the flat but let's listen to Revolver"

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

g force

verb; the power that comes with having excessive amounts of g's, money.

"Did you see that guy rinse out the Lacoste store? That motherfucker's got the g force".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Ghetto Screen

Large LCD tv watched by gypo's and manu fan's.

"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."

by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009

genghis

noun; A colloquial term, believed to originate from the Catford area of South London, used to describe marijuana.

"shit, we've gotta get some genghis."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009