sonya's definitions

Stabbing Westward

An über band, go buy their albums god dammit.

Stabbing Westward if fuckin über, and kicks all a your pop lovin' asses!

by Sonya August 18, 2003

FONO

Acronym for 'Friend of No-One'. Usually applies to friendless loners who sit in the corner... and cry.

Person A: That George is such a loner.
Person B: Oh, I know. He's a total FONO.

by Sonya August 21, 2004

cakin

meaning the act of willing to do anything for your significant other.

your fiend wants you to hang out and you decide to chill with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead so they will say your cakin turn off the oven

by sonya November 17, 2003

chauvanistic

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.

Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!

by Sonya September 7, 2003

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.

You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.

by Sonya June 29, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

ABBA

Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.

ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.

by Sonya September 23, 2004