sonya's definitions

ABBA

Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.

ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.

by Sonya September 23, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

Benzino

A fake ass wanksta who claims to be from boston which he makes the hoods in boston look bad

neva poped nuttin

by SoNya November 6, 2003

pederass

Loves little male children. In a sexual way.

Is Santa Claus a pederass?
No, but your dad is.

by sonya November 5, 2003

nu-metal

Sure ok, Disturbed, Linkin Park, whoever else you say is "nu-metal" well, I could give less of a shit if you called Linkin Park the most hard core boy band, because they kick ass!

Linkin Park is fucking über, as well as all the other so called "nu-metal" bands.

by Sonya August 18, 2003

dirtyfoots

A individual who is not doing well with they hygene or appearance and walk outside barefeet basically an unclean tore down person

Shaquita aint nothin but an ole dirty foots always askin for some milk and pampers for her baby

by sonya November 17, 2003