somegoof's definitions

player-hater

N. a friendly term used to refer to one's peeps. Generally, the term signifies that one's peeps are serious, hence, not players. Dave CHAPPELLE has a hillarious skit in regards to the term's literalness.

This goes out to all the player-haters out there in the audience tonite.

by somegoof February 2, 2006

Fitzginnons

Slang for 'a Fitzgibbons'. Rumor has it that a drunkard couldn't pronounce the 'bb' part of the name correctly and the word was coined. Referring to someone as "a Fitzginnons" is meant to insult by assosiation with the original Fitzgibbons, who famously laughed at his students when they left an exam review because he wouldn't give them the answers.

John was a real fitzginnons for not doing the prized athlete's homework for him.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

bulltwinkle

(Noun). Nonsense. A polite way of saying 'bullshit'. A way to say 'bullshit' without getting into trouble for cussing.

"My dog ate my homework."
"Bulltwinkle."

by somegoof January 20, 2005

stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

by somegoof January 18, 2005