bulltwinkle

(Noun). Nonsense. A polite way of saying 'bullshit'. A way to say 'bullshit' without getting into trouble for cussing.

"My dog ate my homework."
"Bulltwinkle."

by somegoof January 20, 2005

izh

(Noun.) A playful jab which imitates a serious blow, often to the midsection.
(Verb.) To execute said jab. To izh.
Traditionally, the faux-assault is accompanied by the word itself. In the act of izhing, one utters 'izh'.

Do you wan't me to izh you?

by somegoof January 19, 2005

Huntspatch

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

word-lame

Describes a person who writes a lame definition for urbandictionary.com. More specifically, describes a person who writes a definition for a word that has already been defined over 100 times.

Justin was so word-lame that instead of thinking of an original word, he chose to redefine emo.

by somegoof May 15, 2005

stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

by somegoof January 18, 2005