somegoof's definitions

town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

word-lame

Describes a person who writes a lame definition for urbandictionary.com. More specifically, describes a person who writes a definition for a word that has already been defined over 100 times.

Justin was so word-lame that instead of thinking of an original word, he chose to redefine emo.

by somegoof May 15, 2005

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

rug-a-dug

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

Kashmir has one hell of a rug-a-dug beat.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

izh

(Noun.) A playful jab which imitates a serious blow, often to the midsection.
(Verb.) To execute said jab. To izh.
Traditionally, the faux-assault is accompanied by the word itself. In the act of izhing, one utters 'izh'.

Do you wan't me to izh you?

by somegoof January 19, 2005

bulltwinkle

(Noun). Nonsense. A polite way of saying 'bullshit'. A way to say 'bullshit' without getting into trouble for cussing.

"My dog ate my homework."
"Bulltwinkle."

by somegoof January 20, 2005