Homortified

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.

Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!

by Somebody February 13, 2005

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

Schlong

A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.

by somebody October 18, 2003

wham bam thank you mam

a long term for a quickie

by somebody February 18, 2003

Pan

The opposite of Pot... the reason why people get giggly and stoned-out at 4 AM

by somebody September 10, 2003

freedom

Being able to do and say whatever you want, whenever you want. Speaking your mind. Saying what everyone else knows but won't say.

I'm free. You don't know what freedom is. I'm free. I can breathe. And you will choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life.

by somebody May 29, 2004

FX

An extremely large land mammal that live in dark places (such as caves and under rocks). Often acts aggressive to others that it feels are invading its territory.

Female Hiker: Whoa! I tried to look in that cave but the FX inside tried to bite my head off!

by somebody August 11, 2004