52 definitions by somebody

wham bam thank you mam

by somebody February 18, 2003

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.

Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!

by somebody February 13, 2005

The opposite of Pot... the reason why people get giggly and stoned-out at 4 AM

by somebody September 10, 2003

Being able to do and say whatever you want, whenever you want. Speaking your mind. Saying what everyone else knows but won't say.

I'm free. You don't know what freedom is. I'm free. I can breathe. And you will choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life.

by somebody May 29, 2004

A series of faces, known as the "UFF faces"
:) :D :P :o
:o :P :D :)

<UFF> yeah you gotta include the faces
<UFF> :) :D :P :o
<UFF> :o :P :D :)

by somebody September 29, 2003

A small bear that has cocks on his face.

by somebody September 29, 2003

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.

If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!

by somebody April 6, 2004