somebody's definitions

Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

West Virginia

Where the entire population of Akron, Ohio originated.

by somebody October 17, 2003

Anchorage

Largest city in Alaska. Has balmy summer temperatures in the low 60s.

by somebody October 17, 2003

gun control

Something stupid liberals think will solve all our problems. The idea that just because most of Europe's citizens can't own guns we can't either. Similar to saying that to prevent obesity we should ban potato chips, or to prevent auto accident we should ban cars.

by somebody October 17, 2003

What Women Want

A man that can read their mind, makes $100 grand a year, works 6 hours a week, and does everything he is asked to without being asked to do it.

by somebody October 17, 2003

nagging

What women do when they are pissed off and don't have anyone to blame. Usually done to the men that love them and try to treat them right.

by somebody October 17, 2003

Schlong

A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.

by somebody October 17, 2003