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FX

An extremely large land mammal that live in dark places (such as caves and under rocks). Often acts aggressive to others that it feels are invading its territory.

Female Hiker: Whoa! I tried to look in that cave but the FX inside tried to bite my head off!

by somebody August 10, 2004

somebody

a loser that uses stock comebacks and is obsessed with anime

"waah those shitheads dont like crappy shows like evangelion so im gonna throw the same insults over and over at them"

by Somebody July 19, 2003

Nazi Administrators

Evil overlords of computerized activity. Will ban just about anyone they don't like, even if they follow the rules flawlessly. Nazi administrators are generally megalomaniacs whos lust for power overwhelms all sense of judgement, which ends up resulting in terrifying abuse of admin powers. Examples of Nazi administrators can be found at the forums of Sonic HQ, and even here, where the Nazi administrators compulsively delete definitions by request of their other Nazi contacts.

Nazi Admin: Sieg heil!
Innocent person: What?
Nazi Admin: That's it, you're banned!

by somebody April 22, 2004

Bykser

Abbreviation of "Boykisser". Often used due to that new furry or to define a man.

Person 1: I like byksers.
Person 2: You're weird man.

by Somebody August 26, 2023

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

FOCUS OF TEH KICK

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.

If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!

by Somebody April 5, 2004

fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

by somebody March 6, 2005