somebody's definitions

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer

by somebody February 20, 2003

somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

by Somebody July 10, 2003

planes hit the towers

The event that happened on 9/11/01.

I was in New York when the planes hit the towers.

by somebody August 9, 2003

Duck Fight

A team of elite fighting heroes, sent to save the world. The origin of this super hero team is shrouded in mystery, but one thing is for certain: They're going to kick you in the face. Original members include Joneleth and Glen Gunlock.

Contrary to popular belief, they are not ducks.

Oh no! It's that elite, super hero team Duck Fight! RUN!

by Somebody April 5, 2004

Parber

Parber is an extremely rare last name.Families or people with this last name are better than anyone else by all comparisons.

Man that Parber family. They are so much better than us in every way possible.

by Somebody May 11, 2004

Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003