somebody's definitions

Bykser

Abbreviation of "Boykisser". Often used due to that new furry or to define a man.

Person 1: I like byksers.
Person 2: You're weird man.

by Somebody August 26, 2023

anonymominous

A mixture of anonymous and ominous. Probably not a very practical word.

Mommy says I'm not allowed to talk to anonymominous strangers.

by somebody May 13, 2005

butt

A thing with a hole and poop comes out of it.It makes very sudden noises at very special times.Always wipe your "butt" after you poop or it will smell very bad.

Sometimes when I fart my "butt" smells like ass.

by somebody May 13, 2005

Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005

Klondike

Fat black lesbian bitch who loves to chomp box.

That klondike would do anything for some snatch.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005