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When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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