6 definitions by smking59
A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.
Some well-known trucker terms:
Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.
City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.
Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.
County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.
Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Some well-known trucker terms:
Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.
City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.
Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.
County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.
Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
by smking59 June 5, 2009
A place in Alabama. It is one of two county seats in St. Clair County and the gateway to Logan Martin Lake. Pell City is really not that bad of a place like people make it out to be. Simply said by my sister: St. Clair County's Auburn!
Me: "Why don't we go down to Pell City and hang out at Lake Logan Martin?"
My sister: "YOU ARE NOT GOiNG TO THAT PLACE!"
Me: "Why not? It's not that bad of a place. You act the same way about Pell City as you do about Auburn."
My sister: "YOU ARE NOT GOiNG TO THAT PLACE!"
Me: "Why not? It's not that bad of a place. You act the same way about Pell City as you do about Auburn."
by smking59 June 19, 2009
Bill: "Hey Joe! Will you sign my yearbook?"
Joe: "YEAH!"
(writes "I'm the first person to sign your County Line!")
Joe: "YEAH!"
(writes "I'm the first person to sign your County Line!")
by smking59 May 25, 2009
A county in Northeast Alabama, the place where country livin' is at its best! Unlike all the other counties in Alabama, St. Clair Co. has two county seats, Ashville and Pell City.
by smking59 October 14, 2008
What the computer (or technology in general) is full of. A computer's MOST FAVORiTE word ever, and its VERY MOST FAVORiTE thing to do. Errors are not really mistakes; computers (and other similar devices) just do them on purpose to tick people off.
Trying to upload a pic on Facebook, and I got this message
Computer: "ERROR: Facebook has encountered a problem try again later."
*****30 MiNUTES LATER*****
Trying to burn a CD
Computer (when it "finishes burning" the CD): "Error: The memory could not be read."
Me: "AUUUGH!" gets mad and stomps off to room
Computer: "ERROR: Facebook has encountered a problem try again later."
*****30 MiNUTES LATER*****
Trying to burn a CD
Computer (when it "finishes burning" the CD): "Error: The memory could not be read."
Me: "AUUUGH!" gets mad and stomps off to room
by smking59 May 25, 2009
A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:
*MUCH TOO SKiNNY
*MUCH TOO PALE
*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.
*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale
*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!
Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.
*MUCH TOO SKiNNY
*MUCH TOO PALE
*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.
*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale
*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!
Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.
Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"
Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."
Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."
by smking59 June 5, 2009