smackjer's definitions

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

crap factory

A baby.

Man, look at all that shit! Your kid sure is a fuckin crap factory.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

lobster claw

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.

by smackjer December 28, 2005

poop soup

Diarrhea, wet shit, anal leakage.

Emilia Dynak and Dee Gleason made poop soup in their pants.

by smackjer October 4, 2003

Sherminator

An extremely strong, good-looking gentleman who gets laid all the time, while wearing a Spider-Man T-shirt.

Gene Sherman is such a sherminator. Somebody stop him!

by smackjer October 4, 2003

fudrucker

A person who is a complete dumbass.

Lloyd is such a fat fucking fudrucker.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

bulbous

Big, round, and juicy.

1. Dat bitch got da bulbous ass.

2. His throbbing package was bulbous with desire.

by smackjer September 12, 2003